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Tweets
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Attitude can take away your beauty no matter how good looking you are or it could enhance your beauty, making you adorable.
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I'm a stress free kind of guy
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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
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@ImRealTed fake story -
So then I says to him, I says, relax bro my beard is not loaded
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@therealAbdul_#heavy I've been looking for those, there is a shortage on the black market if you wanna make a quick buck, nuff said.. -
@therealAbdul_ you need to get Claritin clear -
There are people that know the truth but stay silent & there are people that speak the truth but we don't hear them cuz they're the minority
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@MelloChamp and they what "god hates dead people?" Or victims of tragedies? Lol those people are cooked -
@MelloChamp what's new with them? -
Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people
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@xXjungaXx good luck my brother, I'm sure you'll get in -
@xXjungaXx where yu going? -
@biggblakk92 oh ight -
@biggblakk92 yo bigblack why are you saying "is" instead of "as" -
He once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.
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And here I thought nemo's dad was about to get it with dory but apparently this man turned into a female
#thatscray -
@J_tsar just called me a pervert cus i like@GameOfThrones hmmmmmmm lol -
@TroyCrossley@gameofthrones every character on that show got some sort of std bro, I do like the show tho -
@TroyCrossley ahaha word mayne but that's not why I like the show... Lol fair to say all those hoes are prolly dirty... -
@TroyCrossley lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth -
Got me a haircut, I don't usually do those
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@Kid_Wavyy lol dam that's not an easy task bruh, I'll see what I can do -
@Kid_Wavyy yea man never get into a family plan with foreigners -
the furious 5
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@DamnItGIO you know I'm not for that res dog -
Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating...
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Now we aint come here to start no drama, we just looking for our future baby mamas
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1 person in the world has Syndrome X, which prevents normal aging. Brooke Greenberg is 20 but appears to be 1year old pic.twitter.com/blordLVutN
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Most of you are conditioned by the media
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Gain knowledge, get women, acquire currency
#livestrong -
fuck barcelona
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how do they not show the champions league game on tv.... thats bullshit
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-you don't care that I smoke, right? -man, I wouldn't care if you shot yourself in the head ^friendship
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Living life too fast y'all need to slow down
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@xXjungaXx http://youtu.be/CI1iecZ46cs this ever happen to you?? -
Imagine how reckless their weekend is going to be in
#Louisville -
A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
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I really don't like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise
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The moment when you get your friend in trouble pic.twitter.com/I1h5k5JLkW
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I need a new show to watch
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Drinking tea and I'm sweating
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I'm hot, about 103.4 degrees to be exact
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I got too much love and respect for the twins happy 20th fellas
@CopDaWholeThang@Kid_Wavyy -
Can we bring back poking!? Nothing says "eeeyahmean" like a nice poke
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Real G's understand that boaties get fresher over time
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@sotirop_evi you're waaaay prettier of course -
@sotirop_evi don't say that Evi -
Hey
@sotirop_evi turn to channel 30 you'll find your long lost brother pic.twitter.com/5fwwPeikpJ -
Amazing close up of a Human Eye pic.twitter.com/77Pjd1OPxn
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Naaah I'm just kiddin freeee the waaave
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Keep max b in jail
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Lunch, dinner ima let you get here but that was the best breakfast of all time
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No one is really violent until they're with the homies
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Like lee, I'm likely to make a joke out of chuck
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Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred miiinutes
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@JukeMeng yeaa that's beefski -
Careful who you text pic.twitter.com/JA7NB81WUT
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@J_tsar yeeah, they don't even know what to make of me over at the autocorrect headquarters 💁 -
@bettzamparelli on second thought it must be a struggle for autocorrect to correct your thug swag -
@BettZamparelli I bet dawg, with you're unique lexicon it must be a struggle -
Autocorrect is fucking with my grammar
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Jeremy has 32 teeth, Johny 28 and Jamal 19, doesn't matter what toothpaste yu use what's important is not to buy Jordan's on release day
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I give it three months til we start seeing retweet this for heaven favorite it for hell on twitter
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Being bilingual is da bomb
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-Выходи за меня замуж. -Хорошо, Согласна! И тишина -Ну ты больше ничего мне не скажешь, дорогой? -Да я и так уже, кажется лишнего пизданул
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I bought a pack of orbit today and the guy at the cash register asked if I wanted a bag. So I made him double bag it
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Eiffel Tower Struck by Lightning pic.twitter.com/qmq4n6eHcs
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@therealAbdul_@sotirop_evi I can't watch my mouth that's physically impossible Abdul... -
@sotirop_evi@therealabdul_ lol but yea yu kids are alright -
@J_tsar@therealAbdul_ haha shut up Jahar. You know you love it -
@sotirop_evi@therealAbdul_ oh my Kenyan god, oh my Greek goddess lol I'm kidding you guys are cute when yu do that in every post -
@MonTanA_BaBy replace that with fajr guy, then dhur and so on#wordsofwisdom for ya -
@MelloChamp 80% man, always -
That homework that I was supposed to do, yeaa I'm still doing it
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Walking dead then Vikings and maybe some homework
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#tmlt I just wrote y'all a horoscope for the day and most of you will be like "dam, that shit was so accurate"#goodmorning -
you will have to make tough decisions today and those decisions will influence your future, hardships will arouse and yu will roll up loud
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@KidComeUp: Just got home like a real nigga decently poppin night...” Lol you're a clown bro#fuxwithit -
@TroyCrossley@xxjungaxx lets go whale watching... outside of Bellingham sq McDs -
I was gonna go for a 6am run aha I'm joking I woke up to eat some Nutella
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Not too early for breakfast, is it?
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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dont waste my breath iont know how many moves a nigga got left
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@MelloChamp I think it's too late... -
@MelloChamp yu apply already? -
Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again
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@MelloChamp for which semester? -
Evil triumphs when good men do nothing
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@TroyCrossley@xxjungaxx I'm still around till Sunday, we can do more damage I got some more left -
@TroyCrossley@xxjungaxx yea cuddi, we done did it. I told him to hit yu up but the bird abstained from doing so -
Clinomania is an excessive desire to stay in bed all day, over 70% of people experience this on a daily basis.
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People come into your life to help you, hurt you, love you and leave you and that shapes your character and the person you were meant to be
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in my time, as an uncle of 4 now, I can tell you that Sesame Street teaches kids nothing useful except the alphabet and how to count to ten
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I wanna cuddle...This is the gayest shit I've ever tweeted.
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* On the phone*" Yo are you with junes?"
@TroyCrossley - what, nigga I'm not Jewish" lol major miscommunication -
I didn't lose a follower, a follower lost me
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see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil until the morning alarm goes off and all hell unleashes
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@Kid_Wavyy that's physically impossible -
@J_tsar Watch the New Video: Mellow Nights !! By@_TheRealJustice http://youtube.com/watch?v=AYDuSoGvL8c … -
Place your bets pic.twitter.com/L1lHCUzwBR
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We postin' pic.twitter.com/RjUJddJNJt
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Holding this baby down for spring break pic.twitter.com/3Hi0HcVR3t
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@xXjungaXx come outside -
@KidComeUp that bird will drop a dollar and still pick it up -
We try to find ways to kill time but time kills us pic.twitter.com/WiK8XMMZTT
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"September 10th baby, you know what tomorrow is. Party at my house!"
#thingsyoudontyellwhenenteringaroom -
Waterfalls of Gods. Iceland. pic.twitter.com/dqgZKnMjlw
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@therealAbdul_: The guy announcing who the pope is looks like he's gonna kick the bucket any minute now." Ahahaha -
the fuck does the pope even do?
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Never try to fork a mini tomato while wearing a white shirt, it will explode
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The efficient man is the man who thinks for himself
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whom god bless no man can curse
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@MelloChamp lol I'm about to be on that schedule habitually, after spring break... -
@MelloChamp yo lets hit the gym and then res, whattayasay? Oh and my phone is off so respond with a tweet -
"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet" probably the gayest thing I ever heard but don't mind me I obviously just get wet.
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There is absolutely no excuse for being a male cheerleader..
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people that say "I hate posts about religion like stop trying to convert me" and then go on to post some shit about jersey shore
#ihateyou -
@sotirop_evi the founding farmers would agree with you -
Shocking shit, more so than that time I found out a tomato is a fruit
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I wanna study a broad or two
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Chappelles show is on
#theniggerfamily#throwback -
Currently whale watching outside of McDonalds.
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I'm bout to slap this broad through my cell phone
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Death is only a corner away so look alive out here
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Never underestimate the rebel with a cause
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@Basiklee always a pleasure brotha, see you in a couple months -
For every male action, there's a female overreaction.
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Young Robel is out here tonight
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This fire alarm is so fun
#saidthecolddrunkcollegekids -
Peanut butter, fluff and nutella
#iwentthere -
Too many surprises today
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she's up to no good
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I haven't seen a silly rabbit trix are for kids commercial in a while, did he finally get some or what...
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Seniors > Juniors > Sophomores > Administration > Staff > Janitors > Trees > Rocks > Dirt > Dog Shit > A potato > Freshmen.
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What you got to drink bro? -I got some water -you got something stronger than that? -yea, I got some ice
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"Mirror mirror on the wall, I ain't too short I ain't too tall god dam I have it all"- fresh prince
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That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you're actually dead serious.
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There are enough worms for all the birds stop killing each other for 'em
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Death is the destroyer of all pleasures
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@J_tsar we can figure something out but i gotta take u to the official studio in boston we can lay the track down there -
No class for two hours? Is that a nap I feel coming on
#hellyeaa -
@TroyCrossley in the comfort of my dorm room, with a MacBook and a mic#imamacbookrapper when I'm bored -
@TroyCrossley I got bars get on a track with me bro -
@J_tsar "you aint gettin that 600 b"@Kid_Wavyy "yea iight I'll shoot you 600 times" lmaooo -
If you don't use Irish spring body wash\soap and head and shoulders shampoo then your doing it wrong.
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Waking up at 5am every day
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#mehei suka lubov' -
Taking a shower after watching a scary movie is always exciting
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"Studying" is just a combination of the words student and dying
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Got bank like Uncle Phil
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MTV is garbage
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I got bread on this game, I'm up 50
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Gooooooaaaaaal!!!
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@Kid_Wavyy you're not nice in FIFA tho -
@Kid_Wavyy real brought the smoke -
Goooooooaaaallaaaaaassooooooo
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Try the library the only thirst there is for knowledge not dick
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Dudes seriously be like "Fuck girls they're all hoes" brah if you stopped searching for a wife at the club then maybe youd find a real bitch
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bitches be like: "noooooo! you hang up first" i be like: *click*
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;everyday i am reminded of how big this world really is.
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Wouldn't it be pretty cool if someone that you weren't too fond of was just like, "yu know I must be a bother, let me just fuck off"
#iwish -
Share the love, the knowledge and the wealth
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Laughing At That Part In The Movie That No One Else Thinks Is Funny.
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All she knows is yes
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Aye mambo, mambo Italiano
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@Kid_Wavyy you color blind? that looks like some stanky tho -
"Favorite my tweet for a shout out." Bitch this ain't Facebook.
#fuckouttahere -
@bbccww383 that's great man, how are you liking it out there? -
Not being able to find the remote to the tv is probably one of the most reoccurring struggles of life
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@bbccww383 ward, where/how the hell are ya man? -
I need a leather jacket and some grease
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@MelloChamp yu on campus? -
@Kid_Wavyy valid shit young, ill hit yu soon -
@Kid_Wavyy you're just another scram who says turd -
@biggblakk92 pints of henny didn't do it for yu bro? -
I killed Abe Lincoln during my two hour nap
#intensedream -
I hate these college desks, way too small to sleep on
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"Taken in broad day light" sucks to be a woman, this broad got kidnapped by some fiend
#traplife -
Everything in life can be free, if you run fast enough...
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@CopDaWholeThang I'm bridge side -
Why text first when you can just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, complain about texting first on twitter, wait, wait, wait.
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@Kid_Wavyy stop lying -
the block is hot
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@Kid_Wavyy dam b you ought to support your shorty in these desperate times and hardships -
@CopDaWholeThang pops got the choppa nigga#fucka44 -
@MonTanA_BaBy its about to be operation kick in the door waving the 44 ngga -
If you could chose between World Peace and Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
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@TroyCrossley@xxjungaxx I'm always for that life, I'll let yu know when I'm in the city -
I'm in the New York state of mind
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In the air
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Do I look like that much of a softy I got these frail ass kids tryin to come at my neck, little do these dogs know they're barking at a lion
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@TroyCrossley sending peace and blessings your way ahk! Ahaha what's popping my guy, how you living? -
@DrJohnnyBlaze you know I had to hit up res for some cookies right quick aha -
Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03
#sleepovereverything -
Dogs are cool pets and all but letting one lick your face is a bit much
#thatshitsgross#dirtydogs#dirtierhumans -
@NbeFly lol you're thinking too far ahead, young. -
Speed limited to 118 pic.twitter.com/66qMaDAv
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I got these bros that I'd take a bullet for, in the leg or the shoulder or something nothing fatal tho
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@xXjungaXx yu making moves to the mother land?? -
Just got put on to misfits, it's kind of the shit
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If I'm ever not picking up the phone don't assume something like death, naaah I'm fucking with deaths cousin
#sleep#shemygoto#yafeelme -
My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit
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Back to terrible food, hot pockets and school bs.. Dam I'm just tryina be at that stage in life where I'm coming home to my wife from work
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I can't seem to drift away into the land of dreams
#ditty -
@therealAbdul_ you are one more ass pic away from losing my follow Abdul, at least warm dudes with a caption or something -
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still the best quarterback and coach combination of all time. I love my team.
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Ballin like I play for New England
#PatsHoe -
Bitches be like... 😤 | 😩 |\ /\ | \_/ \ | (( | \| \ | \ \ 👟 👟👠 But We're just friends... 😂” 😱
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@WhoButJosh@ohjeyy yooo wtf I swear the last time yu sent me the request it said French too! I felt like a retard that game yo u a cheater -
@OhJeyy homie, I gotchu! -
To be honest, I don't care for those people that wanna commit suicide, your life b, do what you think will make you happy
#selfishbastards -
those "I can't live without him/her" relationships are
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@muftimenk but when we consider prophet Muhammad (s.a.a.w) as our role model that's when we achieve true success & a path to Jannah -
Don't seek the satisfaction of other people because 1. Its a waste of your time and 2. It's just impossible
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@Kid_Wavyy nothing for now b -
@OhJeyy@thebad_habit give me yall usernames and watch me tap that ass -
The acid bath cure-all RT"
@J_tsar: Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse" -
Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse
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I need to pay my bill but in order to do that I gotta get the crib
#notforthatlife#nophonefornow -
8 is not enough I need more
#sleep -
Cambridge got some real, genuinely good people but at the same time this city can be fake as fuck just like any other town
#upholdthereal -
Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? -No you'll be the first :) No, I won't be...
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So many Latino kids took up boxing since my retirement it's crazy and most of them are below 5'5
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I don't argue with fools who say islam is terrorism it's not worth a thing, let an idiot remain an idiot
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Ibuprofen and mids for the night ahaha I'm joking
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Money is overrated, it's not the only thing that brings happiness, hmm what else can I say to soothe my soul before I get paid this Friday..
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Hello, my name is Monday and I hate people.
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@MelloChamp is it the 20th? -
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@BbeSTACKIN: you gotta talk to niggas like they ain't shit.... cause then they start to believe it and you'll be running shit”#Nonsense -
Sergeant Ray must have been scared of something
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Met this marine yesterday who said he doesn't give his name out to "unclassified personnel" he then proceeded to tell me his name quietly
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Dam shame when you mess up a good tweet with a typo
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While watching the titanic, only the guys in the room pulled out their phones or stopped paying attention right before jacks death
#soft -
#ThoughtsInTheHallway pull your pants up, pull your pants up, pull your motherfukin pants up. -
Retweet this if your a strong independant black woman who dont need no man
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What's with dudes telling other dudes to shave, c'mon son no one wants to hear that
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On some Harry potter shit pic.twitter.com/4ASDCY9l
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You must have a very beautiful wife.. -yea, how do you know that? You're ugly but your kids are good looking
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-should I not go? -no. -"no don't go" or "no, go" -yea
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You can hit the gym all you want but if you're a coward at heart dudes will still step all over you
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I'm always hungry, this is getting kind of annoying
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I need to go back to school, no freedom out here for a brother
#imlockeduptheywontletmeout -
Now I'm wondering who instead of letting the egg hatch and grow into a chicken, decided to crack it and put it on a hot surface
#feelme ? -
Dam man I gotta make a tough decision here... Do I want to make these eggs scrambled or sunny side up
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I'm honestly too lazy to eat the things I like, a pomegranate for example takes too much effort
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I don't like when people ask unnecessary questions like how are you? Why so sad? Why do you need cyanide pills?
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Texas chainsaw massacre was gay as fuck.
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We are able to speak street vernacular and job interview" Dave Chappelle
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Duck season, Elmer Fudd knows what it is pic.twitter.com/OyIF3GSt
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Bang! Bang!
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@Basiklee my bad lee, herb move on my part, tomorrow or Friday man lets link -
I don't understand why it's give me head, ocho cinco??
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I actually never used a razor blade to shave, always stuck to the trimmer
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I've become a hermit
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I like waffles better than pancakes
#thereisaidit -
@therealAbdul_ come back to the cold Abdulaa!! -
@dominickPipes yea dude no doubt. I'm in Cambridge but sometime this break dudes need to link up and chill -
@dominickPipes pizdu zakroi -
Seeing as how my doodles are more artsy than most of the tats kids are gettin, I think I can make bank as a tat artist
#timetogetthismugga -
@Kid_Wavyy the option of volume may not be at my disposal tonight, we'll see tho -
@Basiklee@kid_wavyy there's gonna be 1 thing on that list and anyone can guess what it's gonna be -
@Kid_Wavyy major charge homie -
@CopDaWholeThang iiiiiiiiiggghhhhttttt -
@CopDaWholeThang ahaha I'm charging it cuh -
I meet the most amazing people, spent the day with this Jamaican Muslim convert who shared his whole story with me, my religion is the truth
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"Bring the drugs, ill bring the pain" bitch, yu better bring something more to the table...
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@OhJeyy that a trick question? Cuz I'm always sexy -
Karim And Jahar Arab Perverts
#keyandpeele http://youtu.be/Uy5MHS1Bl_I -
Just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident
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dont know how someone could say they hate there mother i can never relate'-
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God dam I felt amazing until this fever came back
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Rum and egg nog is some nasty shit can't see how some y'all love it
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It must be tough on some parents to give credit for their love and purchases to Santa
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@xXjungaXx no wonder you became a ciroc boy no pops to tame the beast inside huh? -
@xXjungaXx long visit -
Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam
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Mom, did you adopt me? Son, do you really think we would of picked you if we had?
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Living with this cat is straight torture, I'm not a cat person anymore
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"Polar bears can't jump." - Black bears
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Ever wanted to stop a sneeze you feel coming? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and *poof* it's gone.
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My last tweets felt too wrong, I don't like to objectify women or judge anyone for their actions
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Yo you see that Lamborghini reventon right outside? I got an iPhone that's exactly the same color
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Beemer, Benz or Bentley? Honda, bro.
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Well actually I take that back, I've had a few fun times reading
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When I read it's not for fun, no fun in it all
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S&s wings are not that popping
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All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end
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@CambridgePolice Bird ass niggas -
go ahead stupid niggaz go fuck wit them chicks, im the 3rd little piggy ima fuck wit them bricks
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Hova
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Cereal and milk but no plates that's weak man
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Off with a warning jakes got nothing on me
#speedingticketappealed#recordstillclean#ridingdirty#theyllnevercatchme ahaha feel meee -
;blunt on hand. Keys to the camaro. Lets ride !
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I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it
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I'll always break for a crossing squirrel
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The product never matches the advertisement bitch gave me milk pic.twitter.com/v9h3rb9Q
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@VitaFiasco cleeaahllyy -
I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream
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@VitaFiasco what a dick -
сука нахуй хочу бэху мне похуй опять проехала мимо мне стало плохо
#bmw -
"If I can not go to NY with you, make sure you take
@J_tsar in my place" -Dias. Me and tiff are dying thinking about it#wordsOfaTerrorista -
Skyyy rockets in flight, night time delight
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Even my boxers are wet and it's cold maayne.
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@Basiklee what if they light the l and pass it your way?? -
It's a struggle out here pic.twitter.com/zUY9BtYZ
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No matter where life takes me you'll still find me with a smile
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2 essays down, one to go baby
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Tough loss before the finals
#imhurtinginside pic.twitter.com/GZ4H8zfr -
@xXjungaXx lol your cat?? -
Once my teacher said she accepts all late work without penalties, 1. I fell in love with her and 2. It was my cue not to do shit until now
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@therealAbdul_ abdul, are you still planning on coming? -
broken iphone = broken heart
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@therealAbdul_ are you kidding me? fuck, i thought i'd be the first to notice... i kinda wish i had a look alike. -
@therealAbdul_ bro, brother, brah, now dont be mad but i can't help but see a little bit of you in this man LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s … -
i'm surprised that there are no celery related deaths, that's one mean vegetable
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something light for lunch pic.twitter.com/CvAiNXi
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"Imma go ham this weekend.....on homework" sounds about right.
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woke up to a chicken calzone and spaghetti, tonight i feast
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"girl, ima tell you straight up, you are one tall glass of water and I am thirsty"
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the only reason i'm not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it's not safe to fall asleep
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A smile isn't just mouth movement, one can distinguish between fake & real smiles by the shimmer of happiness in the persons eyes
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You see, there are rap artists and there are noise makers
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What a clown. pic.twitter.com/rQWVwAEx
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it takes a lot of faith to elude hypocrisy
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"dam, I think that cig had a few extra doses of rat poison"
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My goal for the 2013 year is to get a girl pregnant and become a daddy
#saidnooneever -
Any man who will openly lick a popsicle in public has my full respect
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I hate long distance relationships, food is always so far away from me
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Welcome to the jungle, careful of the fever
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Optimism is favorable but the pessimistic point of view is important to have because
#shithappens -
@eduardomporto thanks bro, throwing a bit of my thoughts out there -
Of course she does
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Mary, wanna?
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But I also like when people stand by what they believe no matter what any jerk like me says
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I kind of like religious debates, just hearing what other people believe is interesting and then crushing their beliefs with facts is fun
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yea im procrastinating http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6FrQ6Y …
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lmao this is too funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw …
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you guys know that the suicide rate for active duty american soldiers is at an all time high for 2012, a suicide a day, whats the
#problem? -
I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate
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That moment when your mom tries to compare u with one of ur friends & u just sitting there thinking "that nigga do way worst stuff than me"
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Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it I'll buy my own shit !!
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This cafeteria got too many UFOs, unidentified fried objects
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@MelloChamp that's quiet a decision to make off the bat but you'll be alright -
@MelloChamp Jim nooooooo -
yeah i'm still doing homework
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#4wordsaftasex what was your name? -
Free Palestine
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alor danse
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10 pages and 5 hours later
#sourhour -
"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep."
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@TheSupplier im telling you kid, snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrets -
for the thrill of it, why else?
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me and my homies tryina get it, ya bish
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@Kid_Wavyy@CopDaWholeThang ahaha yea he caught one to the grill -
i dont sleep anymore...
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@xXjungaXx cool, I believe it. -
@xXjungaXx where'd you get it? -
@xXjungaXx it came with the head? And organic stuffing?? Yuuumm -
New York is so ratchet on black Friday it's ridiculous, I'm to bed son
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What do you know about sneaking money into your mother purse Nigga ????
#IKnowAllAboutThat ... -
Lamb kebab
#word new York got exactly what I need -
jus pearled a woddy riii quick
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Wasup wasup wasup mofucka where my money at
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I'm to the big apple
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taking a 30 minute power nap was a terrible idea
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@therealAbdul_ never had one, can't relate -
Got my phone back, there's still hope for humanity after all
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Can't find my phone
#thatstragic -
i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished
#college -
Prime parking job pic.twitter.com/wmekyNpk
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This night deserves Hennessy a bad bitch and an o of weed the holy trinity
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My hands on the wheel, uhh, fuck that!
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@Kid_Wavyy how you getting back?? -
@Kid_Wavyy put me on I'm faah daaat -
lost boys and lost girls found each other, need I say more...
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Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried
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may god bless the scientific cure for the insane
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what constitutes the trap life is the pursuit of profit
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#in6thgrade i think it was something like G g g g g g g g G-unit all around -
@J_tsar that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true my niggga use to have a jumper like Jimmy tssssssssssssss smh what happpened to dat -
@J_tsar YOU fuckinn Commi -
#in8thgrade my three point shot was better than Kobes -
#in3rdgrade I didn't speak a word of english -
chief keef is garbage and that's
#3hunna -
@MelloChamp Yea buddy -
I'm from the murder capital, where they murder for capital
-
I will never eat McDonald's again
#lieswetellourselves -
@MelloChamp ahaha it was a tough decision to make in the nick of time Jim, dont be so hard on yourself -
my cat's attack technique is killer
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We're best friends already, fuck my allergies tho pic.twitter.com/iEtrTLrB
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Peep the fur ball she's part of the fam pic.twitter.com/HLzpzYP0
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People that don't know how to apologize will be sorry one day
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The first one I give head to, the second one I cuddle with, the third one I give the dick to
#imtalkingaboutmypillows ahaha -
@MelloChamp in your building? -
I talk so much faster in russian than i do in english, it's weird.
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he put me on to adriano celentano tho, the man is a legend
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my dad's reaction to rap music on the radio always made me laugh
#imissthatman -
2 pairs of pants type of weather
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I slept 16 hours, that can't be healthy
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i've been up for so long, time to hibernate
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@BettZamparelli lupe is looking out for the bitches -
new wisdom teeth coming in
#thatsthatshitidontlike -
@Basiklee clearly you're not hip to the backfire urinal effect, pair of khakis and a urinal and you got yourself some stained pants yg -
Pulled one of those all nighters
#countingsheepwithmyeyesopen -
I should of slept through this class, yes obama won and yea a lot of money was spent
#fuckpoliticalscience -
@therealAbdul_ road trip? -
@therealAbdul_ you tryina have a legal experience? -
Barack you my dawg but we all puppets in this bitch..
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america is impervious to the fuckery
#justforthisoneday -
This happened because of you. Thank you.
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WTF Romney is winning ?? pic.twitter.com/ulGJPsK4
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@biggblakk92 simoneee, chill it's only medical, you will still get in trouble if you smoke bud anywhere on the street guy -
The drug rug is never a good look
#majorturnoff -
this fella just asked me where i get my eyebrows done
#imflattered but i uuh don't do that... -
@xXjungaXx You are officially hooked like a fizzle on crack -
If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who's side would you turn your back to?
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Definition of study: The act of texting, eating, and twittering with an open textbook nearby.
#merightnow -_- -
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a packet of Lays
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bitch, dont kill my vibe
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my net worth right now
#itsupthere -
@xXjungaXx fam, spend that money that you have here the right way, it actually will help#throwingknowledgeatyourightnow -
@xXjungaXx let the scraps know what the deal is -
@xXjungaXx lol be successful here and you'll be successful there#youknowthisman -
Warning to all ladies out there: When black ops 2 comes out don't get surprised or mad if your man is distancing himself from you.
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@xXjungaXx lol ye it would suck but at that point no one's gonna say, "dam he was just about to get that job" there r other concerns, i hope -
@xXjungaXx it's six more years at this point bro, that doesnt sound too bad, right? -
@xXjungaXx inshallah man, im for that life -
@xXjungaXx biology, im on that dentist movement ;) -
@xXjungaXx its cool bro a lotta fun but i just wanna gtfo of college already too, shits pretty stressful -
@xXjungaXx same old just chilling, hows senior year? -
@xXjungaXx whats good killa -
@MelloChamp hahahaha#birds thats who -
car battery died again
#traplife -
@Kid_Wavyy tomorrow though bro, its going down -
dudes think its a fucking charity out here
#birds -
have the love of my life break my heart or get hit really hard in the nuts? easy, break my heart away
#nothinghurtsmorethanahittotheballs -
"i just got blue balled fam, that shit sucks" a kid from the bridge yall know him
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Don't stress it bro, light weights live longer
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Key and peele >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shows mad cooked lol
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@Kid_Wavyy fucking clown, youre not about that bread -
you know what our problem is, we think there isn't enough resources to last
#wehaveplenty -
good, good.
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I b burnin' not concernin' what dese RAs gottttaa saaay
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WOULD NEVER fuck wit meth like that tho wayy to harmful of a drug towards people
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Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome. We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown
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@Kid_Wavyy i guess you've yet to grow a pair -
@therealAbdul_ i knew you could relate -
Если б знала ты сердцем упорным, Как умеет любить хулиган
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@Kid_Wavyy lol i finally grew a beard idk why you're coming at my nuts#scruffseason -
where did this beard come from?
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Weak ass Sandy Cheeks.
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nigga said hurricane LOL
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No classes till Wednesday and y'all thought you had it good
#mwfboy -
in a battle between real vs. fake, real takes the dub
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@Kid_Wavyy stay up young -
teachings of equality started in the 7th century, it took up until the 19th century for slavery to be abolished
#humanraceproblems -
@therealAbdul_ whats 908?? -
@CopDaWholeThang yoo bird call me -
The day I actually decide to devote 10 minutes to fixing my hair the wind blows it all to hell
#timeiwillnevergetback -
bad food
#collegeproblems -
Bouta go thru with this no shave November
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@Basiklee@J_tsar liam shut ur broke asss up hahahha. My nigga Jizz knows what time it is#rackseason -
@Basiklee of course it's not lee, but if you live life with money the same way happy people do without money then wtf is the problem? -
if you have money and you're not happy, than you must be living a pretty pathetic life
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my car battery died
#chargeit -
@Basiklee@kid_wavyy lmao stephens L's sound like Pop rocks -
i won't run i'll just gun you all out
#thugliving -
Keep it trill no matta wea u are
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pack so loud i can't hear it
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i hate when the class that you think is going to be super easy wants you to do all this work. like I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
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Foreign to racism, never been a part of it
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And they get mad cuz I really don't respond to texts
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Life's a lot easier when you don't complain
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karma will hit you after I do
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cheeky bastards
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the opportunity was there, in my experience it's best to take that opportunity if it's there
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I would trade every dumb show on tv if we could just have the chappelle show back
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"tooken 2, this time the russians came after him and he still fucked them all up, thats liam neeson for you"
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@Jamie_J19 lmaoo you wish -
Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
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wish for your brother what you wish for yourself
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sour face
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waking up before my alarm is my greatest accomplishment of the day
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Why is it that people need to be convinced to part take in activities that they already wanna do
#getittogetheryoufuckers -
In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other.
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My English teacher is an angel, I'm in love
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Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wears Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga.
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went to my mwf class, apparently it's a tuesday today
#whoknew -
i got 99 problems and they're all due monday
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but what's it all worth, can't take it when you under this Earth
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I'd rather people not hold the door for me when I'm 30 feet away cuz then I feel bad when I take my sweet time getting to it
#thankstho -
i can't sleep, although its crazy how fast time passes by when you're struggling to fall asleep
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One big school..fulla dumb bitches
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smores and bonfires
#ilovehippies -
@sotirop_evi you eat pizza in bed? i see, greek girls like their bed all greasy -
@sotirop_evi share with me -
#TweeLikeAGirl I love my hair pic.twitter.com/elpfi8Ai -
through tranquil speech, we give 'em something to remember
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thank god for women and sandwiches
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Niggas sleep on Sons of Anarchy, shits heat bruhh
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3 months without ya I was doing ok but now you're back and now i'm feeling some way
#procrastinationhopoffmydick#oldhabits -
Find your place and your purpose and make a plan for the future. Occasionally be spontaneous
#livelife -
i thought drugs shermed these kids out, turns out they're just naturally cooked
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I'm boutta get on my Montana Spielberg shit.. make some real nigga movies
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niggas be high for like only half hour now
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New phone, same number. Hit me with a text
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@DrJohnnyBlaze 8572475112 hit me cuh my phones dead till like tomorrow night tho -
How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.
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In Game of Thrones how the fuck does the raven no where to fly
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@BigZoKY those birds stay chirping my guy
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@BettZamparelli preeaaaaachhh -
college is what's pop
#dirty -
Tryna eat like my aki when he break fast
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Buzz kill, quit nagging I'm on my hakuna mattata wave
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The egg doesn't teach the chicken? The hell it doesn't I'm throwing knowledge at these old fools
#andyou'reabird -
I'm on my Charlie sheen
#winning game. -
shout out to my youngin sir henry for shitting in the pool
#easyshift -
daaam cuuuh walter forced it this episode
#breakingbad -
Yeah ill study a broad, or two, three.
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The only entertainment at the RMV is waiting for the kids taking the permit test to finish. Their faces tell it all.
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can i live?
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I am the best beer pong player in Cambridge. I am the
#truth -
In other news, breaking bad is the rawest show to ever hit television.
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Up close and personal with deebo that shit was supersized pic.twitter.com/RDrwRLhz
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if i actually liked chris brown's songs, don't wake me up would really be my life anthem
#sleepingismyhobby -
The real sky is much more beautiful than your instagram filter could ever make it look.
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The value of human life ain't shit nowadays that's
#tragic -
15 billion was spent on the olympics, imagine if that money was used to feed those in need all over the world. I'm saying
#endworldhunger rt -
i kind of hate people when i'm at work or on the road
#canyoublameaguy -
O that's your dream girl ? Nigga that's my old bitch...
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Ending the sentence with "bitch" like a baawss
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if you're not relevant, keep your opinion to yourself
#kindrequest -
"the last thing she said to me was you should meet my parents, after that i never saw her again, I liked her tho, but i wasn't for all that"
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Working hard
#cleaallyy pic.twitter.com/4cF8EnjO -
Liams freestyles >>>
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I'll be nicer to bitches when Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
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instead of worryin about who she fuckin.... why dnt yu go n get yu sum money!!!!
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my bro left these christian missionaries second guessing their own religion
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@therealAbdul_ true that and yea come fall im umd bound -
@therealAbdul_ boston marathon isn't a good place to smoke tho -
@therealAbdul_ ok we get it, africans are fast, so fast that they make fast people seem not fast -
we're all birds on twitter
#thatsironic#cambridgeinsider -
Жорик Вартанов eto pizdec tema
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i wish i could apologize to the kids i bullied at a young age
#iwasonsomefuckery i'm talking like first/second grade though. I've changed! -
i wake up, put on my favorite wig and go about my day
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so you lost your girlfriend, don't lose your dignity
#keepitpushing -
What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be obama self."
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heavy sleeper and a great liar
#traitsimnotproudof -
Missed my first day of work today
#trap I am a terrible employee -
too many times has supercuts tried to make me their test subject
#stayscheming#fuckthat -
Only things that calm me down is pussy and some Cali tree
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5 dollar scratch ticket, 50 dollar come up
#luckyday -
larry aaronson and i have been neighbors for like 7 years now and i only run into him once
#whoknew -
@therealAbdul_ apparently, you're a huge pussy#youdidthistoyourself -
grandpa from Hey Arnold is by far the best cartoon character ever
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@SteezKid bro, you are cooked... -
the olympics were fresh when i was a little ass kid theyre boring as shit now
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i don't usually sleep but when i do it's from five to two
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chechen dudes holding down russia with all of their gold medals
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Oh your boyfriend doesn't go to this college? So you're single
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dam it, america needs to stop forcing it with street cleaning, just leave the streets dirty like the rest of the world
#noparkingspacesleft -
spray bottle full of rubbing alcohol
#waronterror mosquitoes won't know what hit em#suckers -
fux with the iphone fizzle, finally on the 4s wave
#wemadeit -
just looked at some baby pics, i used to be a ginger, then my mom shaved my head and out came the brunette
#thanksmom -
daaam girl, giggity giggity, giggity goo
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@BettZamparelli who ever that is, put me on -
I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.
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my new roommate seems like a total herb just like the last one
#anotherbird -
im thinking like 6 months, and this beard is gonna be popping
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volunteers at orphanage. accidentally makes a yo mama joke
-
hi my name is jahar, and i've been sober for 10 days now ahaha
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@biggblakk92 aha true true -
just threw away 8 lighters out of my car
#shitcray -
i said lighten up the mood baby, with some food
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@BigBlackDave aha its not on paper but it's official -
this man steven changed his name to Muhammad doing big things this
#ramadan -
ahahaha whats new tho??
@Kid_Wavyy "Really chilling with ugly hoes off the strength of my manz smh charge my life" -
do yourself a favor, go watch the batman
#tooreal -
shir, faggot/pop singer right behind me is giving an interview about how gay he is. they reached Kazakhstan. its time for some actions bros!
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@Kid_Wavyy i gotchu with something, def not bricks you're not ready -
@KBaieva oh hahaha misleading tweet my g, with the whole chechen thing dudes can assume anything.. lol -
Black people wearing their pants low. White people called it "saggin". What's "saggin" spelt backwards? Sneaky white ppl...
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@Kid_Wavyy i mean, what are yu saying -
@Kid_Wavyy moving bricks ahk -
i've been on this train since 6am i'm growing restless
#3morehours -
women take rejection to the heart and soul but dudes just brush their shoulders off and keep trying
#withtheexeptionofthosewhodont -
@JJR_Undeniable yea brah i got your number i'll hit you up for sure
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new york looks ill from afar but zoom in and it gets real dirty
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complain about how hungry you are, you'll find yourself even more famished
#staystrong#onlyday1 -
@JJR_Undeniable yeaa my return is crucial to that school
#goingham this coming semester with the grades that is.. and other stuff yeamean -
poker face
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@therealAbdul_ she's hindu i figure i reel her in with some bollywood then hit her with bollywood porn, she'll never see it coming#feelme? -
@JJR_Undeniable young brokeback reynolds whats paapiinn
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@KBaieva omg congrats?!? -
this lady on the train is creeping hard right into my computer screen, just made eye contact
#awkward -
18 hours on the train 0.o
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on the train to washington with a 5 year old who wont go to sleep
#thisistorture -
He's a bonafide scrub
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When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
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lifeguarding is so boring but so chill, at least i have the internet
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"I wasn't that drunk." "Bro, you made your girlfriend a sandwich..."
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A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's, Hey I just met you.
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3rd zombie apocalypse dream in a span of like 2 weeks, i'm no golden boy but maybe, just maybe we should be expecting something soon, tbc..
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8 hours of sleep never felt like it was enough
-
breaking bread with my brothas
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@AnnieAreYouOkay -.- fuck your iphone... ahaha but yo i only see like 3 boxes what are those?? -
@AnnieAreYouOkay because we each have a place that makes us who we are, why live by what was instead of what is annie. -
#Ramadan picks us up from our slackness, re-charge our faith, and give us a push towards our Creator. -
@therealAbdul_ for the blind and the lazy -
In a Grammar class : Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . . Student :- Gay. . . . !!
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You take "the" out of psychotherapist
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just gotta get away from reality and dream a little
-
bed time is the best time
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whats all the fucking fussin for because im grubbing more?
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breaking bad tonight
#bestshow -
You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
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too waved to even fall asleep
#thespins -
so much hate i need a ak
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Call me. Fuck this "maybe" shit.
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byyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahh
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Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
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dam when i said all mosquitoes can suck dick i didnt actually mean mine ahaha seriously tho fuck the squiters
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Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but not meant to be together.
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"you dont understand, i make love to my hand i dont need you honey i beat my dick like it owes me money" ahahaha
#davechappelle -
my moms tryina arrange a marriage for me aha she needs to
#chillout i'll find my own honey -
im in dumpling heaven right now
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We all know a douchebag named Steve.
-
my hair cant be tamed, it will remain a mess
#fuxwithittho -
Sarcasm is the bodys natural defense to idiots.
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i hate when people say "shit just got real" with a dramatic tone and besides has your life been fake up until that point
#fuckthatexpression -
dam these responsibilities, im just tryina chill and twist the loud
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sometimes you gotta fight for the things you love most pic.twitter.com/Ka4X1ppn
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scruffy
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i miss college, i used to get the best massages
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Real men only hit women one way. From the back.
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who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
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@Kid_Wavyy ahaha yea it could be... -
my left eye has been twitching for like a minute straight wtf
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im not a hustler, im a business man
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i want some junk food right now
#sweettooth -
tired from a day of chilling, life needs to always be this easy
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trippy happy
-
It's going to be drizzy outside tomorrow... expect a lil wayne.
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my stamina/cardio has never been this bad
#outtashapelikeamofucka -
peanut butter jelly time
#wheayeat -
apparently, game of thrones is that shit!
-
Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
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When people say smoking isn't cute <<<<<<<< ain't nobody tryna be cute bitch, im tryna get high. fuck out my face.
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its so cool in my room i gotta pull the blanket out
#sleeplikeababy -
total recall sick movie
#gethip -
im on that late night netflix life
-
Balotelli was in my doghouse until today.. came through for my italians
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Smh just depressing http://mediamatters.org/iphone/blog/201206270006 …
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@JukeMeng yoo whats your jack -
in like 5 minutes i can make a rubiks cube my bitch
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@BigBlackDave ahaha ec goes ham when portugal wins -
lil bonfire action
-
no parade in east cambridge after that
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spain might take the dub
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@therealAbdul_ heard that! aha but yea thats wats up man, cars a beaut -
@BettZamparelli 3rd times the charm betty? -
im tryina take a piss but the women in this house love to take their sweet time in the shower
#goingoutside -
@BbeSTACKIN doing alright my g, working and chilling, how you doing? i miss you too, are you in the bridge? -
changed majors, boutta try to become a nurse
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Oh, fuck the police? You're such a ruthless gangster, nobody can control you.
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dam my mom is forcing it, sniffing my hair when i come home
#hotboy -
no one likes a freeloader
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Dr. Ironfist
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this internet connection is stressing me the fuck out
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Idk bout mike but if we cuddling den we damn sure betta be fuckin . Fts??
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call the fire man
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@therealAbdul_ great to hear man, that truck yu got is sooo ill dude#jealous -
if theres one thing i love, it's a beautiful girl with beautiful curls
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i just might change your life
#ifyourforthat -
The average human eats 8 spiders at night in their lifetime.
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chris bosh jokes are the funniest
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Apple has a new device out for Chinese people. The iOpener.
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saw a guy in a hoodie and a wool cap dudes are cooked
#literally -
@therealAbdul_ having a great time man, its too hot out here tho, you wouldn't understand since it's like really cold in africa.. how u doin -
pool pahty
#istayinthewater#waavy -
#sunfried over here in pain and shit -
@therealAbdul_@sotirop_evi aha t'was the flash, i have sensitive eyes asshole -
yoo who's
#fahdat -
little kids bring nothing but joy into the house and a lot of noise too
-
"dam i think yu just made a fact just now, thats some real shit" scary movie 3 is too funny
-
"mice are inside and rats are outside, but what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat and if a rat is in the house is it a mouse"
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these 6-12 shifts are killing me
-
some people change like night and day when in a relationship
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@HeardBelleSay so good thanks and i will!
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pop up adds are the worst, on par with mosquitoes
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people who say guess what and then actually expect you to guess, i hate those people
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Matter of fact, if it ain't a fact it don't matter
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nice weather we're having..
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Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.
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long night
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@HeardBelleSay aha yea same here, whats good thooo i miss you, congrats on graduating, how's life?
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@OVOadem i mean, was it you?? -
she's not heartless, shes just tryina use her heart less
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dinner time is all the time
#latenightmunching -
oh man, my window is far too close to my neighbors, i can hear this bitch moaning lmao
#whatdoidotomakeitstop? -
breaking bad, that show is fucking ridiculous
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@Basiklee@Kid_Wavyy i got a tent and errrythang boys -
camping soon
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@OVOadem thats cuz there are mad other people calling besides your 25, sherm -
My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me all wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15 water balloons ready.
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german's have some creative names, fucks with schweinsteiger tho
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@Basiklee unfortunately not, my passports not gonna come in time -
no travels this summer
#imsad -
man i think i love her, tryina have her meet my mother
#siiiike -
im tryina
#yeamean tonight -
sons of anarchy that's that good good
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@MonTanA_BaBy wise words young -
70 days, its gonna be tough
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love for your brother what you love for yourself
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sport is my addiction
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dam i left all the windows in the crib open
#therearepuddles -
nice, i needed a car wash
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Life asked Death "Why is it that everyone hates you?", to which Death responded "That's because you're a beautiful lie & I'm the ugly truth"
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I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
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rollin rollin rollin we aint slept in weeks
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temper has risen from all this fuckery
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"For me to know that I am FREE from HYPOCRISY is more dear to me than the weight of the ENTIRE world in GOLD." - Hasan Al Basree
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my stomach is making some seriously awkward sounds
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A righteous woman with a man is like a great gold-leafed crown on the head of a king...
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yyyyyy mmmm ccccc aaaaaa we're going boooxiingg at thee yyyyyy mmmmmmmm ccccc aaaaaa aaa
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ahaha the shit that comes up when i type in my name in google.. i have stalkers??? shits crazy
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miss u.s.a is so sexy
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@maryajuanasmoke you have no idea what happens when portugal plays a soccer game and wins, mothufuckas go nuts
#you'llsee -
toast waffles. no syrup
#traplife -
Mexico's east coast is sinking into the sea at the rate of one to two inches per year.
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@Kid_Wavyy you ever get really lazy? -
@Kid_Wavyy im may have to rise for the occasion -
@Kid_Wavyy young nugget -
i haven't met a kid who doesn't love spiderman, every little yg either pretends or considers himself spidey, i used to do the same shit
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i hate when i press the favorite button by accident on some retarded tweets
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v neck swag
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i can see my face in my dad's pictures as a youngin, he even had a ridiculous amount of hair like me
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i still have mad love for cats tho
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i neva had allergies on cats before i met my cousins cat, it was ugly and sick and i made fun of it, straight asshole jokes. Now im allergic
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@Kid_Wavyy youra clown, just call me -
@Kid_Wavyy s'guuuuuuuh slime -
bear grylls is the fucking man
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People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become God.
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"I don't care how poor someone thinks he is if he has a loving family, he is rich beyond measure."
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smile, it's supposed to be good for you
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im hardly working hard
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But still somehow she got my mind infatuated, absolutely fascinated with the thoughts of what she might be like
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typical cambridge convo guy1:yo wats good guy2:roll up cudi guy2:you already guy1:i'll scoop yu guy2:hit me on twitter, phones dead
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how can people be pessimistic and dwell on things that haven't even happened yet
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through no fault of mine that is..
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it's no coincidence that i almost crashed into an asian dude...
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Meets a sea bear. Draws an oval.
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Everytime i see the word "explain" on a test, a part of me dies.
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Forrest Gump's password: 1forrest1
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fuck me i just locked myself out of my car
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i didn't become a lifeguard to just chill and get paid, i do it for the people, saving lives brings me joy
#lifeguardoftheyear -
my hair is soo wavy
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i hate messy people clean your shit up
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alhamdulillah for my family
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waffles and smoothiees
#latenightearlymorningbrunching -
this type of life is making me lazy
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yeaa i'll never shave again
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i feel like a million bucks but my money doesn't feel like i do
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this is perfect weather, hot and fun without the sun
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what a great weekend, freeee criibb
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my niece is the cutest in the world
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@Klumesickle oh heidy still much in this world you haven't seen, my roommate didn't wear any shoes at all, shits stunk up the room
#hippies -
i got my wheels, i got my clean shirt, i got everything to get me where she'll be
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this google piano thing distracting me from studying
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im not a morning person because i never sleep at night but i love getting an early start, you get more done and the day seems long as fuck
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this dude really goes around introducing himself as natalie
#shame man#fuckswrongwithyou -
"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What...?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant Hey."
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the final, final test in a few hours
#shieeeeeet -
knowledge, strength, faith, money, love and success i'm hungry for it all
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all these trash talkers are mad annoying just watch the game and enjoy it
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Okc ya later LA
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@J_tsar the jacket is fresh too. -
straight killen em
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@BigBlackDave aha thanks man i wish i had it in my size today -
I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty,I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
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dudes had some big ears as a child still swaggy tho
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cho za huynaa blyaa
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galasuite za menya im a motherfuckn real
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that awkward moment when yoloers end up living twice
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let the good vibes get a lot stronger
#laidback and chillin -
Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?
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back at school
#bittersweet -
pizzzzzzzzaaaaaa baaaabbyyy
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homecoming, same old yet its different
#fuckwithit -
i dont care what it takes i'd rather chill and not bother
#uselessshit -
@therealAbdul_ had you not put "real" in your twitter name i would have never known it was you, unless you're not the real deal.. s'good tho -
Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
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she's hot she's banging every body wants her name and i gota get that girl in my liiiiifee
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flowski
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@basiklee tomorrow my dude ima hit you up -
finally in the bridge
#summer -
po bratski
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Avoid attaching so emotionally to anyone that you're blind to their mistakes, and avoid being so critical that all you see are mistakes
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im hungry all the dam time!! im kinda tired of eating
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budu pagibat' malodim
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a mi dut' lubim vot mi i duem
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ak nogano guf
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@KBaieva ahaha word stay humble -
everyone becomes a story, strive not to be fake in yours
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the country's changed except the south
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need enough will power to study for this dam test
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g shit got notes for all the classes i never went to
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giggity
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Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
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@KBaieva talented much? -
my beard is so clutch letting it grow
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finally finished the last essay of the semester
#naptime -
life here in the U.S is ill without a doubt but life elsewhere is surreal
-
some of these dudes are pathetic talking about all these hoes yet they never get it
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BLACK PEOPLE.....Y U NO SURVIVE IN SCARY MOVIE?
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I don't know of anything in this Dunya that could uplift & increase the good manners & behavior of a person the way Islam does.
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fuck fuck fuck the police but
#happymothersday -
chernie glaza samie prikrasnie
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dudes getting emotional over fifa c'mon son
#itsonlyagame -
i want something new, to eat that is.
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dawg we made eye contact, she def wants the caack
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Some nigga jus tweeted my boyfriend is aggy lmaoo .. I clicked unfollow faster den spanish chicks get STDs.
#andthatsfast -
2 weeks and no more bullshit
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oh no where did all the years go..
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every white kid in college loves eminem
-
the juice needs to be well worth the squeeze otherwise i rather not waste my time
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Yolo<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< mad gay now
#SHUT UP -
we want what we can't have and the things that we can have just don't satisfy
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gratitude is the attitude of the blessed
-
i suck at managing my time cuz there are so many distractions in college
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i learn something new every day, knowledge is power
-
i should give floyd a run for his money, we're about the same weight
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tat my name on you girl so i know it's real oh and make sure to spell it right, its spelled Dzhokhar
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if i tell you the truth and i happen to smile it doesn't mean that im lying
#trustme :) -
you've been hit by a smooth criminal
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Muslim convert wins HUGE award from AT&T for discrimination http://huff.to/IBnbuq
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i dont look for fights cuz im no goon but i really want someone to get outa line so i could just set it on em
#itsathinline -
i need a new phone my jacks
#gahbage -
too high to go out?
#girlscan'thandletheirsmoke ahaha i think i'll just relax my eyes for a couple mins too -
ignorance is bliss and we need that shit
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I want to be as free as the spirits of those who left
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haters shake my hand but i keep the sanitizer on deck
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lets all go home and go hard
#bridge -
I'm the opposite of moderate immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
#soliveyalifeeyeyeyey -
@jrowee another test, if phone doesn't beep then it was a coincidence -
@jrowee does your phone make that robot noise when someone mentions you? boutta find out... -
@jrowee you must be chewing the generic version#icanhookyouup -
yea sure some girls look better in pictures, but sometimes a camera can't capture someones true beauty
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i throw knowledge at these young boys
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gained 8 pounds of water or some type of weight in the gym today
#clutch -
#inthemorningimusthave a blanket covering my lower body, you never know who can come in the room while you got#morningwood -
freedom, we could use some of that especially where we from
-
its so loud inside my head, too many thoughts
#longnight -
lovely yesterday, lovelier today
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when you get a groove going
#timeflies -
racist bitches
#theworst -
We all blessed my nigga
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2012 is the end of the world? False. My cheetos expire in 2013.
-
pb&j and easymac
#weainthungrynomore -
hi, im incredibly rich, wanna go out?
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proud to be from
#chechnya -
i dont love em i dont chase em i duck em
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Не осознавая, ты владеешь целым миром. Отдал бы ты свое зрение за гору золота, свои руки за бриллианты, свои ноги за дворцы царей?!
#кц -
ooh baby i love your way, everyday.
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Do you ever wonder why so many rappers and brothers who get incarcerated go Muslim?
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when money speaks, truth doesn't
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Dear women: if God wanted us to rub your back he would have put your boobs there.
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Ladies, make up your minds. Men, stop being douchebags & thinking with your peen all the time. There, I solved all of earth's problems.
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small world
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memories that make you smile >
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we feeling ok
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i'm desperately waiting for you, summer!
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eh she's no different...
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rather have a hot head then some cold feet
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riding with them young boys rolling up that og- frenchyy this dudes a clown
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can't fear a man who breathes the same air as you
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@BigBlackDave oh absolutely -
@9MichaelLewis aha mikey sup my guy, that sucks but then again you're in cali during the nicest time of the year -
fuck stress i never met the bitch
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dam dudes really get out the latest, late may
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Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
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my car is worth like 4k and the beemer i want is only 6 aha
#word -
gonna sell my car and buy a seexy
#bmw -
can't dwell on the past
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if only
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i need me a tall beautiful woman, but just beautiful works too
-
LOL has gone from meaning, laugh out loud to I have nothing else to say
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Was learning cursive really necessary?
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I wish I could say I never have to write again
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Shia LeBeouf is that dude, amazing actor
-
Everything is funnier when your trying to be serious.
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Буду погибать мaлодым
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fuckn A
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hi, is your refrigerator running?
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it means no worries
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"Dude she has a boyfriend.." Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score...
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some things are worth the trouble like money and shit that will get you money
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Me: why am I still single? Brain: you're weird. Body: and you're fat! Face: plus you're pretty ugly... Food: I'm here for you.
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@jrowee i can't sit and do nothing for an hour on an empty stomach -
i dont believe in evolution but some people make me think otherwise
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frosted flakes, theeyyyyyy'rrrrree greaaaat
-
The most common phrase in China: "Hey! You look familiar!"
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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
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Reality is so surreal sometimes... Surreality.
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overthinking
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#sincewebeingchildish i dont need you honey i beat my d*** like it owes me money ahaha#chappelle -
1 essay done 1 more to go this is fucking torture, i need some one to tell me everything is gonna be ok aha
#seriouslytho -
gotta write 2, 4 page essays by 12 pm
#challengeaccepted -
you used "lol" twice in one sentence you must really be dying of laughter
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A nigga is neva gonna gain any weight fuckin wit this nasty ass food
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no class tomorrow im chillin
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the ny dooouur is powerful
-
this was a great weekend
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@Enzo_U that's whats up glad to hear that, i'm alright and yea summers gonna be amazing -
so breakfast it is
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sleep after breakfast is so much sweeter
-
hhmmm get breakfast or go back to sleep, this is always a tough one
-
"they will spend their money and they will regret it and then they will be defeated"
-
bout to sleep for like 20 hours
-
new york was
#rockin -
with the right people anything you do can be fun
-
@KizzMcDutchie life is sweet, we#grindin -
@Enzo_U aha its cuz i got a test with all the answers on it isn't that some crazy luck, how you doing tho berlophane? -
woah too many unanswered questions tonight
-
you guys dont know how smoooooooooooth i am ahaha
-
i dont go to class for a whole month and still manage to get a 97
#fuckingword -
did you realize that you're beautiful and more in my eyes
-
i dont see the point in gettin intoxicated with undesirable women.
-
These hoes out here are easier DONE than SAID.
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one day you will close your eyes, forever.
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salat makes one strong
#islam -
i remember in highschool kids used to say "so and so is top 5 realest dudes at rindge" come to think of it they still do that
#fuckingscrams -
#BackInTheDayWhenIwasAKid i didn't know what backwoods containers on the ground at the park were -
and i wonder, if you know what it means, to find your dreams
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every thing im not makes me every thing i am
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@SincerelyGCx yousa
#stalker gina -
protein milk shake yeaa we getting
#big out here -
sausalito cookies, nuff said
-
@akiller82 its a definite#charge gelaw -
a little taste of russian rap fellas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZL32WXhT2Y&feature=fvwrel …
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we should go nowhere you and i and make it our place
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Oh, you're gay? That must be a real pain in the ass.
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you are a fucking idiot, I say that with love
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i wish laundry would make like a person and do itself
-
Oh, I asked if I can go to the bathroom and you said I don't know can you? You must be quite the comedian.
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actually i take that back i put in work when i need to
-
dam im one lazy ass dude
#whatsthemotive -
maybe im amazed at the way you love me all the time
-
im 6 feet baby
-
i love that great feeling when you know victory is certain
-
#ItsAllFunAndGamesTil the white kid says nigga then its just#awkward -
homie this shit is basic you're just not suited for the game
-
man why can't life always be this easy
-
Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
-
i hate when someone with bad breath tries to whisper something in my ear
#shitcray -
@PurpNoShirt them twitter racks is all you got yg -
alor on danse
#jam -
M.B
-
its like a battle, knife to a gun fight
-
even when i was close to defeat i rose to my feet
-
I touch her skin and then i think that she is beautiful but she don't mean a thing to me
-
why am i still on this fucking campus
-
craziest night of my life so far
#mindfuck -
If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.
-
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
-
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
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not being able to tell a joke because you keep laughing while trying to tell it
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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i got 99 options but failure aint one
-
i rip and i rap and i spit hot fiyaa
-
@BigBlackDave aha oldies but goodies david -
A make-out in college is like a handshake. Nice to meet you.
-
50 told me do sit ups to try to get buff i did two and a half and i couldn't get up
-
Orange juice after brushing your teeth could kill a man on instant
-
im in too good of a mood to go to sleep
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#ItsAwkwardWhen you're laughing so hard that no noise comes out, so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. -
sometimes i don't look it but im always in a great mood
-
-
we're not low
-
its like 90 degrees in my rooom
#collegeproblems -
we no speak americano
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cant be afraid of someone who breaths the same air you breathe...
-
Professor: "Your paper should be 1-3 pages long." Me: "Almost 1 Page it is."
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@KidComeUp aha yoo good shit my dude nu and zoo!! -
i wonder who makes her heart ache so, doesn't matter i'll be the one to alleviate her pain
-
Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel...
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your swag is stupid just like your IQ
-
The trouble with beauty is feelings of superiority.
#islam -
teacher kicked me out of class for coming in with a rough draft that was 4.5 pages instead of 5, i guess its that time of the month for her
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@BigBlackDave hah david that actually gave me motivation thanks man oh and i hope too see you some time in the near future, its been a while -
i wish some one wrote this essay for me
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stop worrying about the spec in my eye while you got a log in yours, my perspective on things, my view, my decisions shouldn't concern you
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@PurpNoShirt Yo b dont waste those wishes on 11:11 they only come true at 12:12#gethip sherm -
What ass hole created http://turnitin.com
-
"Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?'"
-
buy a lighter and the next day it will either break or you'l lose it but steal one from your friend and it will survive a fucking apocalypse
-
@KizzMcDutchie its tough out here kat, privacy is at an all time low since the roomie got himself a girlfriend -
it would be soo much sweeter if i had a single
-
The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
-
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
-
bless the person who says less and does more
-
actually, watching two bimbos argue about anything is funny
-
watching two dum people argue about when the world is going to end is fucking hilarious
-
back to the home land this summer word
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#springbreak bridge life but more importantly ima be at home, to clear the mind, chill with my dudes and eat like a king#letsgoo -
im fucking famished i neeeeed foood
#wishiwashome -
i love... burritos at 4 am! parties that never end! dogs that love cats! and, and twins!
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It's not that I'm stubborn, it's just that if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
-
my perspective on life is completely different then yours and you can say the same
-
when you wake up tired as fuk needing to piss while having a super boner<<<<
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jk about the last post
-
shes not pregnant
#liesivetoldmyparents -
guys who allow women to control them and make decisions for them are pathetic
#growapair -
i hold my own i got that
#chechnyanpower -
a decade in america already, i want out
-
sometimes you gotta follow in order to lead
-
fuck, cant sleep
-
i can't remember the last time i forgot something
-
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
-
drugs are a crutch for people who cant handle reality
-
do it until death or disability, whichever comes first
-
turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, say bye..
-
im trying to grow a beard
-
they want one thing after another, never satisfied
-
its too hot they want cooler weather
-
its too cold they want warmer weather
-
not enough smoke, they want more
-
to some a hero and to others a villain, i say fuck the others
-
time travel
-
oh what a feeling im feeling right
-
its kind of like we're living in times where good is evil and evil is good
-
The only "b word" a guy should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
-
mama, im a criminal
-
Sometime i wish i was tatted up .... Then i realize im not That cooked .. Shit looks ugly when your old
-
familiarize yourself with the term
#chargeit -
is happier than a cat in a room full of catnip.
-
having your own car is sooo
#clutch -
all these college niggas dont know shit about makin a dollar, im lookin like a genius in economics lol
-
Beer doesn't make you FAT it makes you LEAN...Against walls, tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
-
i sneeze when i look at the sun, thats not weird
#normal -
The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door.
-
no matter how many times i'm late and no matter the consequences, I swear i still manage to be late
#suckingatlife -
some people are just misunderstood by the world thus the increase of suicide rates
-
i was the worst i used to switch chicks every day, had niggas mad foreal like i wish he was gay....hova
-
take me down to paradise city, where the piff is loud and the girls are pretty
-
dude, where's my car?
-
text back with your titties on it
-
this girl >
-
some kneck wouldnt be soo bad right now lol
-
dont think you know someone just because you read what their zodiac sign says
#fuckswrongwithyou -
my roommate is a bird
-
a wise man once asked a wiser man to teach him his ways, the wiser man said to the guy, roll something first, yg.
-
when you get what you want > what you need
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@blackgirlsam ommgg i just saw this post!!! i miss you too samantha, how you been? -
You know what i like to do? answer my own questions cuz no one else can
-
using my high-school essays for my english class
#itsthateasy -
im giving you a fist bump instead of a dap for a reason
#nastybitch -
@PurpNoShirt yo my gg, im chilling, how you doing -
@_JRabbit wasup nandi, i miss you <3 -
Im doing laundry?! at this time?
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